Yes, I Know This Suit Is Too Big

A co-worker just said, "Those pants are too big."

I need to go shopping. I wish VLC lived closer so we could share clothes like all the girls did in college.

I ate lettuce for lunch with 20 cals of salad dressing. I love lettuce. So crunchy, so much fun to chase around the plate.

That sounds like something my cat would say, if he could speak English.

450 cals so far today. Cauliflower awaits.